Journal of a Love-Sick Romantic

Yo, Tobi still here! I'm a black belt in Kajukenbo and an instructor at my cousin's karate school. I dabble in poetry and story writing. My favorite color is blue. Feel free to ask me anything! And remember, don't be a stranger.

We must agree on this, aperkynobody

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aschoolgirlcrush:

“will u marry me?”

“okie dokie”

(via macca-n-cheese)

pink-talisman:

getting that thing in the mail likeimage

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This is going to be me with your package, lividlalnacast.

(via arsenic-catshit)

niccage-official:

If a guy ever asks for nudes just keep sending him this image until he stops

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grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

(via arsenic-catshit)

madmanswords:

mayor-evan:

mayor-jasmine:

mayor-jasmine:

1.) Send them anon messages saying ‘expand dong’ for about a week
2.) Ask if they want to know who u are
3.) Tell them anyway
4.) BOOM! Friendship

Thank u to kilimanjunko for teaching me this method
I hope you all make many friend

I’ve got two ‘expand dong’ messages since this
Dying

I got one^-^

I like how step three assumes that step two was answered in the negative.

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jesusworeakanyepiece:

This twitter is pure fucking gold.

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